Who the fuck is Lemmy?

10 bound volumes totalling more than 6,000 pages have been found in a storage room in the lower, subterranean levels of the Pentagon. Who the fuck is Lemmy? has managed to obtain an unauthorized complete xeroxed copy of what appears to be Lemmy’s personal journals dating from the late 30s up until aproximately 1990.

Pending legal proceedings under The Freedom of Information Act, WTFIL is at the moment not at liberty to reveal any of the journals’ astonishing content. Several government organizations, including the Department of Defense, the Department of Homeland Security, the CIA and the FBI as well as the estate of J. Edgar Hoover and many prominent individuals have filed motions to keep the journals under lock and away from public scrutiny.

WTFIL is part of a group of watchdog- and whistle blower organizations currently fighting this blatant attempt at keeping the American public out of the loop, for whatever devious reasons we can only speculate at the current time. It seems apparent, though, from a preliminary browsing of the journals, that some very high ranking officials both from past and present administrations stand to lose a lot should the documents ever be made public.

WTFIL pledges to do its part in fighting government secrecy and as soon as the legalistic wrinkles are ironed out, share our knowledge right here on this website. Stay tuned…

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