Who the fuck is Lemmy?

When George Bush has nothing better to do (like invading other countries) he’s trying to make life miserable for all of us. He’s latest effort in this regard is to introduce legislation that, if left unchallenged, will SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF FREELY AVAILABLE PORN ON THE INTERNET. What am I talking about? In the porn world there is something commonly referred to as "2257", a federal law that requires content producers to make available documents that prove that models of sexually explicit images and videos are of legal age. This is all good and fine, we all want to protect models from CP sickos and the like, but now Bush and his henchmen have stepped up the requirements a notch. Now EVERYONE that posts "sexually implicit" content on the Internet must keep records of the models’ age. It’s not longer enough for porn mogul wannabees (such as myself) to refer to the content producers’ documentation.

What does this mean for you, the surfer? If the amendments to the law pass there will be a lot less porn for you to watch (for free) on the ‘net. The requirements are so complicated that many smalltimers (and they provide a HUGE chunk of what is available out there) will just close shop rather that go through all the hassle of staying compliant. The amendments also require that such "secondary producers" must post their full name and address in the compliancy notice on their website(s). While I personally don’t give a rat’s ass whether or not my next-door-neighbor knows that I’m a porn peddler (if he does it means he must have looked at it, yes?), I know that many are afraid of possible public stigma. End result? Less porn for you!

I really wouldn’t have a problem with all of this if I believed that the proposed changes genuinly had the best interst of the models in mind, but just like the jsutification for the war in Iraq, this also is a LOAD OF BULLSHIT! Like the good religious fundie he is, GB wants to strike down on anything that doesn’t fit his personal moral values, like gay mariagge and such. If HE doesn’t like it, YOU CAN’T HAVE IT! What a fucking hypocrite! Did you vote for him? If so you’re getting exactly what you asked for. Thankfully he can’t run for a third term, but don’t make the mistake of voting Republican ever again. They say they’re all for personal freedom, but in reality it plays out a bit differently.

So what’s going to happen to WTFIL if the law passes? Well, I’m not going to let the White House Nazi intimidate me. Maybe the format will change (less pics) to keep myself out of federal prison, but I’ll always do my darndest to provide you, the surfer, with some means of access to all the pussy-pounding porn you can handle! In fact, just for having the patience to read through this rant I’ll post some more later today (while it’s still legal).

Here’s a link to the proposed changes if anyone want’s to take a peek, and here’s Bush’s e-mail address just in case you personally want to let him know what a hypocritical fucktard he is.

Did you vote for this man?

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