June 29, 2005

More porn for you!

Here’s some more free porn for all you horny cocksuckers out there.

They live together, yes they do! Two platinum blonde dykes tag-teaming in this triple lesbian fuck-fest movie gallery against some bimbo they picked up on the street. Doesn’t look like she minds much, though. :)

Dark sultry south-of-the-border puta sucks like a trooper on a rather large-ish cock in this free latina movie gallery.

It’s been a long time since I did any clubbing, but judging from this movie gallery maybe I should take it up again. Seems like the girls have changed quite a bit since my day, there’s even some spanking going on here!

If you ever wondered what it was like at an audition for porn movies you definitely want to check out this free movie gallery. Man I wish I was a porn movie director. Some guys get all the fun jobs!

This guy has a secret camera hidden in his glasses and films sluts as they give him blowjobs. It’s all very POV (point of view). Check out this free movie gallery to see what I’m talking about.

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It's bondage time again! by Not Lemmy on September 8th, 2005

Huge Cocks, Tiny Pussies - BigCocks.com by Not Lemmy on September 7th, 2005

Double Gash Smash

Two horny girls and you — tell me it’s not something you dream about and you’re a fucking liar! Here’s free gallery of a lucky son of a bitch sandwiched between two georgeos dark babes. Some guys have all the fun! Even if shit like this never happens to you, you should thank me for helping you keep the fantasy alive. Where’s your box of Kleenex dude? :)

Double Gash Smash
Double Gash Smash
Double Gash Smash

If you like what you see here you can find the complete movie over at Cum Fiesta, one of the sites in the incredible 12 for 1 deal at All Site Access. Tell them that Lemmy sent ya! ;)

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Ashley Summers For Smut Bus by Not Lemmy on September 3rd, 2007

Happy Fuckin' Mothers Day by Not Lemmy on May 8th, 2005

Veronica For Escort Trick by Not Lemmy on April 29th, 2008

Men In Pain by Not Lemmy on May 9th, 2005

Sarah Summers For Suck It You Whore by Not Lemmy on December 12th, 2007

June 28, 2005

Tori Tit Fucker - Big Natural Boobs

Tori is a manly milf with a huge pair of natural air bags; this gal will always be the one surviving a head on collision! Don’t let her somewhat coarse appearance fool you; underneath her chiseled features lie the heart of a true slut. Just slightly past her prime and beginning to suffer some noticable effects of gravity, whether you put your pecker in her mouth, pussy, ass or between her tits, she’ll make it worth your while. She’s all woman and there’s enough of her to go around…twice! Check her out in this free gallery with both pictures and movies and I’m sure you’ll agree. Happy wanking! ;)

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Tori tit-fucker
Tori tit-fucker

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Lesbians are just such a fucking turn-on! by Not Lemmy on January 12th, 2006

Angel Long For Brit Bangers by Not Lemmy on February 5th, 2008

Moving Violations by Not Lemmy on October 20th, 2007

Krista For Sleep Invasion by Not Lemmy on July 20th, 2008

Tiffany Holiday And Jamie X For Smut Bus by Not Lemmy on May 17th, 2008

June 24, 2005

All Site Access - Twelve for the price of one!

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**CUM FIESTA** At Cumfiesta we hunt down real amateur girls (most aged 18-22) and tell them we’re auditioning for an upcoming porn video. We find these real girls at the beach, online, the mall!! You won’t believe what some girls will do to get on camera. Great videos in this one!
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**MILF HUNTER** Who would have thought a hick from Miami could make a site about MILFs (Mother I’d Like to Fuck) that he has hunted down and banged. Finally a place to show my trophy MILFs. Mature moms with overflowing tits, big round asses and full lips that make a perfect vacum seal around a cock. Check out some of my kick ass missions.
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**BIG NATURALS** Tired of big tits pumped full of silicone? Us too! That is why we created a site for true big natural tit lovers. We go up to just about any piece of ass we see with big tits and ask them if they will be on the site in exchange for some green. 95% of the time we get kicked in the nuts and the rest of the time we get our groove on.
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**MIKE’S APARTMENT** 1 room out of a 3 bedroom apartment (run by our man Mike) in the heart of Amsterdamn is put up for daily or weekly rent. The catch? Mike doesnt take money… but if these girls are willing to strip and have sex on camera while he films… they just got themselves a free place to stay! This site is full of awesome original pics and videos.
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**CAPTAIN STABBIN’** Every week the Captain and the boys take out his 60 foot multi-million dollar yacht for a cruise into unchartered waters and unchartered buttholes. Watch as they find the cutest, most clueless amateur girls in Florida and film it all as these chicks lose their anal virginity at sea.
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**8TH STREET LATINAS** The net’s best reality video site featuring the hottest latinas who will do absolutely anything for their citizenship. Girls from Argentina, Cuba, Panama, Mexico, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Costa Rica, Venezuala, Puerto Rico & more are all featured! All original exclusive content. Each video series is 30 minutes or more in length!
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**TRANNY SURPRIZE** You can call it a cruel joke… but we find some pretty convincing he-she’s (thats a chick with a dick) to pick real guys off the street, take them back to our place and let us video tape them gettin busy. These poor dudes have no idea whats waiting for them under our tranny’s pants… tits and a dick.. this is some good shit! Tons of original videos!
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**TOP SHELF PUSSY** Hunting down the absolutely most beautiful girls aged 18-22 all over the South Beach Area of Florida… we search for girls who are willing to do it all in front of our cameras. Whether its just a nude shoot, or a full out sex scene. The girls inside this site will put your cock through a 5 fingered triathalon. Topshelfpussy is one of our member favorites!
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**STREET BLOWJOBS** Bob combs the streets, shopping malls, beaches, etc. looking for chicks willing to suck, lick, stroke and swallow his cock. Maybe it’s his nerdlike charm, ’cause he scores all the damn time and he secretly films every minute of it with the spy camera in his glasses..
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**IN THE V.I.P.** The only exclusive web site that shows you what really goes on in the V.I.P room, a couple of drinks and the party goes down in the super exclusive V.I.P room. Now you really know what goes on in there, peep it for your self and check out our videos, every day we travel to the hottest night clubs in the country to show you what goes down in the V.I.P.
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** MEGA COCK CRAVERS** A group of girls who came together for pure love of oversized shafts. These chicks seek out the most well hung human hot dog oversized beef poles known on the planet and film the most extreme cock filled videos you’ve ever seen. Just wait till you see johnsons sized 10-25 inches getting jiggy with tight pussies. Tons of videos and pics.
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**WE LIVE TOGETHER** From our girl friends at college to roommates and friends of friends… on our website we go out on the streets, bars, parties, malls… wherever and we pick up the cutest girlie girls and invite them to come over and party in our apartment. Thanks for dropping in, hope you enjoy your visit!

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Asses, asses and more ASSES! by Not Lemmy on December 5th, 2005

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Eileen and Aubrie form Lez Cuties by Not Lemmy on December 4th, 2005

The Walrus and his Blog by Not Lemmy on December 20th, 2005

Let's talk about lesbians by Not Lemmy on August 9th, 2005

Keep your Jesus off my penis…

…and your Bible off my balls. This is so fucking hilarious I just had to share it. And how appropriate in a time of escalating government/religious right wing (they’re becoming indistinguishable) oppression. The really sad thing is that as funny as it is, it’s not a joke.

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Anti Piracy Porn Ad by Not Lemmy on October 21st, 2005

Anally Inclined Teenage Lesbians by Not Lemmy on November 11th, 2005

An update on the toilet experiment by Not Lemmy on October 11th, 2006

Kids pissed at Santa by Not Lemmy on December 26th, 2005

Boobs, Boobs, Boobs

I’ve never fucked a girl with really big boobs, and not a redhead either for that matter. Here you have both in the same package! She looks like a feisty one, doesn’t she, and in my book she has all the right proportions; nice and chunky. What is this obsession with skinny teenagers these days anyway? Personally I’d much rather have a real woman with real curves who knows how to fuck. Enjoy the free big boob gallery guys, and for more of the same let me recommend BigNaturals.com, where silicone is a four-letter-word (and also rumored to be the tit-fucking capital of the world).

Big Natural Boobs
Big Natural Boobs
Big Natural Boobs

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Blonde Boobie Babe Jessika by Not Lemmy on August 28th, 2006

Brandi Lyons For Smut Bus by Not Lemmy on January 10th, 2008

Tatiana For Escort Trick by Not Lemmy on November 25th, 2007