Who the fuck is Lemmy?

In a just world George Bush would be locked up in a padded cell in a hospital for the criminally insane. Instead he and his good buddy Alberto Gonzales are teaming up to take your porn away. An unholy union for sure.

So is the sky falling? 7 days to implementation of the infamous 2257 and we shall all find out I guess. You from your computer at home; where you once logged on to your favourite source of free porn you may now find a government seizure notice and a bible quotation, me from federal buttslamming prison somewhere upstate.

The 1st Amendment to the United States Constitution:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Bull Fucking Shit!

Bush’s proposed revision of the 1st Amendment:
The American people shall do no fucking thing if it is not to the pleasure of George Bush. He who masturbates shall have his dick cut off and the wound rubbed in salt.

Isn’t it enough already? Stay tuned, more free porn coming up.

Bookmark to: