Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Everybody thinks older guys (much like myself) are only interested in teens, making them ‘dirty old men’. "Sitting on a park bench, da-da-da, eying little girls with bad intent" and so forth and so on. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. I’m not saying teenage girls aren’t hot with their picture perfect bodies, no wrinkles, and, according to the porn mongers, insatiable appetites for being fucked in the ass and pussy and taking load after load of jizz in the face by multiple partners simultaneously. Of course THAT’S hot, but funny thing is, back when I fucked teenagers myself on a fairly regular basis (in the 70s, when I suffered from the disease of youth myself), none of my pimple faced, buck toothed, highly reluctant sex partners behaved that way. It was hard enough getting them to agree to fuck with me in the first place, and usually a lot of beer was required to get them into a cooperative state of mind, but alcohol induced hornyness or not, the few times I dared suggest that the girls take my throbbing boyhood in their mouth I was turned down in disgust.

So why would I want teenagers? I’m a man in my, well…let’s just say I’m past my first youth; I watch "American Dreams" and it actually means something to me, hehe… I like my women to have the experience that comes only with age. Who wants the dry-pussied nervousness of a teenage first-timer when they can have a MILF who knows how to suck cock all the way to the balls and a steaming hot, wet pussy with the muscle power to squeeze the last drop of juice out of you long after you thought you were empty? I’ll take function over form any day, which is why I have a reclining couch with a built in tray and massager in front of my TV, and it’s also why I’m married to a MILF. Well, technically she’s not a MILF, not having had any children (and she swears she never will, at least not with me), but she’s in the right age group, and she knows how to suck and fuck in ways that teenies only can dream of (in their nightmares!).

So let the word go forth to all horny men of this world: Have respect for your elders, BOINK A MILF, and do it today! I have genorously provided some pics and a link to a free MILF gallery. Enjoy this Rumanian sizzler as she gives a perfect demonstration of what I’ve just said. If you like what you see there’s more of Zandra at Milfhunter.com. Long live MILFs! With their wrinkles, saggy breasts and flappy labia they’re actually good for a lot more than cooking and cleaning your house.

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