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August 5, 2005

Thank God it’s Friday. Or not…

It’s Friday again, but I’m not going to thank God for it. If God were for real I think he would’ve made every day Friday, or even a Saturday. It’s raining and thundering here in the North-East and frankly I’m starting to get sick of the humidity and temperatures in the 90s. Thank God for fucking air conditioning! But then, if God wasn’t such an asshole he’d give us a global balmy 75 degrees and no mosquitos, guns or hunger. Fuck God!

Other than that it seems to be business as usual, SNAFU, or is it FUBAR? Just heard on the news last night that George Bush says we shouldn’t take the latest threats from Al Qaeda seriously since the towelheads are just plain evil; they hate Americans and our way of life. Why doesn’t that make me laugh? By know I should have come to expect nothing less than gross over-simplifications from someone with the mental capacity of a slow 5-year-old. Let’s just carpet-bomb the entire world east of the Mediterranean and turn it into a Disney/Coke/MacDonald’s franchise. Fuck Bush!

I also heard that NASA has decided not to send the shuttle astronauts out for another space walk to remove a speck of dust from its hull. The last day or two I’ve been hearing nothing but news reports about the fucking spacewalk to remove two inch-long pieces of foam from the heat resistant tiles of the orbiter. What’s the big fucking deal?!? I remember the moon landing from 1969, a great step for mankind and whatnot. Then we went back a few times and it was silent. For three decades nothing, and now a piece of foam is enough to justify this kind of news hype. C’mon! We should have had people on Mars by now, at the very least! The space shuttle is antiquated 1920s technology, basically nothing more than a V2 rocket with air conditioning. Looks like that great American spirit of adventure and conquering the unknown is only activated when we need to teach the ruskies a lesson. Fuck NASA!

OK, that’s it for now. Have a great weekend and fuck all of you cocksuckers!

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