Who the fuck is Lemmy?

I’m an armchair activist. I have some strong convictions, but I (almost) never do anything about them. I voted for the least electable guy in the last Presidential election, Ralph Nader, but I didn’t do anything to further his campaign. I gave $100 to the Red Cross after Katrina, but didn’t volunteer to actually help out. I think the world would be a better place if George Bush was dead, but I’m not about to pop him one in the forehead. You get the picture.

The people behind Fuck For Forest, on the other hand, really stand up for what they believe in, or lie down as the case might be. They make porn and even fuck in public to drum up money and create awareness about their cause!

This summer they made headlines (sorry, story in Norwegian only) in Norway when Tommy Hol Ellingsen and Leona Johansson fucked on stage during a concert with The Cumshots (yeah, that’s really a band, but I haven’t been able to find a website). You gotta admire that kind of dedication!

If you’re a tree hugger kind of type why not pay them a visit to see if they have anything you can spend a few dollars on and maybe blow your stack at the same time.

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Here’s a weekend treat for y’all; four lusty ladies who are having a pussy-pampering party. It’s the grown-up version of a pajama party, and doesn’t it look like they’re having fun! The ladies, who really are part-time lesbians, are brought to you courtesy of MILF Next Door, and as a super-duper-extra-yummy bonus treat here’s a video gallery from our good buddies over at Desktop Wanker where you can see the ladies fighting over each other’s muffs. Now roll in your tongues and pop your eyeballs back into their sockets and get back to work!

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Yes, it’s completely irrational (from a guy’s point of view), but there ain’t much in this world hotter than a couple of lesbian babes going at it. It would have to be three horny lesbos lickin’ and fuckin’ so the pussy juice is squirting all over the place. If you disagree you’re a faggot!

So my gift to the brotherhood of online pervs today is a free pic & movie gallery of just that: Three sizzlin’ hot lesbian chicks diving at each other’s muffs with writhing, piercing tongues, stabbing fingers and buzzing, penetrating dildos.

The gallery is kindly supplied by Desktop Wanker and the pics and movies by We Live Together. Guaranteed popup-free and guaranteed to make you cum!

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In light of the recent revelations of the formation of a federal porn squad it would probably be wise for porn mongers such as myself to stay low so as not to attract unnecessary attention to oneself from the Bush Jugend.

Neh, that wouldn’t be any fun. Instead I’ve gone ahead and sought out the most obscene hardcore shit I could find (by my vanilla standards anyway). Movie galleries and pics are courtesy of Sadoslaves.com, which is one of the nastiest hardcore BDSM sites I’ve ever come across. No person in their right mind would willingly enter the Dungeon of the Master, yet these bitches are are apparently lining up for heavy whippings, needle torture of tits and pussy and vaginal electrocution, just to mention a few of the Master’s favorite hobbies.

Disturbing Accupuncture Treatment

Teen Mariah Gets Hot Wax Torture

Spanking, Clamps And Hotwax

If you like what you see here (which means you’re a certified pervert), click on over to Sadoslaves.com where they have plenty more!

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The war on terrorism is raging, gun violence kills thousands annually, illegal drugs and the crime that follows are out of control and corporate gangsters are riding high on the backs of smucks like you and me. Porn never killed a single human being. Porn is responsible for people having, well, a good time. It only makes sense in this situation to divert law enforcement resources to the greater evil.

Our caring leaders in Washington (Bush/Gonzales) have decided that we need a special task force to fight obscenity according to this Washington Post article. Obscenity as a legal term isn’t defined anywhere, it’s based on “community standards”. You won’t even know you broke the law until you’re in the slammer getting buttfucked by Bubba. But if the community in question is the USA we should all be safe, after all at least 70% of American harddrives contain porn, making us all perverts.

This is just another example of the quiet revolution by the religious nutnicks. The recent election in Afghanistan had a voter turnout of 50%, about the same as America. Typically Western European countries are in the 70-80% range. The Jesus freaks are hijacking our democracy because we’re allowing it. Guys, you need to let go of your dicks, at least on election day, or this is what you get!

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I went to the dentist today. When they put that contraption in my mouth to take the x-rays it always makes me gag, which is why I’m giving you a free movie gallery of a Thai slut gagging. Only difference is she’s gagging on cock. Not funny? Oh well, it seemed like a good idea…

Regardless of my talent as a comedian the shit is pretty hardcore, so don’t turn it down because of me. Pics & movies provided by MakeThemGag.com.

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Those were the good old days, when men were men and women could be disciplined in any way we saw fit. Hey, that may sound insensitive and sexist to all you politically correct bleeding heart liberals out there, but believe me, the world would be a better place if men could put an end to uppety female nagging with a few good wacks of a rattan cane. On the ass. Panties down. On the bare ass…

I’ve got a free movie gallery here of a woman caning a naughty schoolgirl, and fuck, she hits hard! How the girl is able to maintain her position is beyond me. I mean, those girlie glutes really shake and quiver when the cane hits home!

The gallery is brought to you courtesy of Spanking Online, which, as you might imagine, is a site dedicated to the just punishment of naughty girls by means of spanking, strapping, paddling and caning. The gallery offered here is in WMV format, but most of their stuff is in Real Media, so if you intend on signing up go get the Real Player first. They have promised to start releasing more of their content in WMV format, though.

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