Who the fuck is Lemmy?

The war on terrorism is raging, gun violence kills thousands annually, illegal drugs and the crime that follows are out of control and corporate gangsters are riding high on the backs of smucks like you and me. Porn never killed a single human being. Porn is responsible for people having, well, a good time. It only makes sense in this situation to divert law enforcement resources to the greater evil.

Our caring leaders in Washington (Bush/Gonzales) have decided that we need a special task force to fight obscenity according to this Washington Post article. Obscenity as a legal term isn’t defined anywhere, it’s based on “community standards”. You won’t even know you broke the law until you’re in the slammer getting buttfucked by Bubba. But if the community in question is the USA we should all be safe, after all at least 70% of American harddrives contain porn, making us all perverts.

This is just another example of the quiet revolution by the religious nutnicks. The recent election in Afghanistan had a voter turnout of 50%, about the same as America. Typically Western European countries are in the 70-80% range. The Jesus freaks are hijacking our democracy because we’re allowing it. Guys, you need to let go of your dicks, at least on election day, or this is what you get!

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