Who the fuck is Lemmy?

I can’t think of much of interest to write about today. Of course there’s always sex and porn and fucking, and that shit never get’s old!

Here’s a pre-Thanksgiving gallery with a pretty blonde teeneage babe with big natural boobs for you to feast your eyes on while you’re waiting for the turkey. Did somebody say turkey? Turkey, hmmmm…

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I celebrated my birthday yesterday, so I thought this might be a good opportunity to talk about anal sex. I don’t actually turn 29 (for the umpteenth time) until sometime next week, but my wife said she had a surprize for me that would be better enjoyed on the weekend, so we headed down to the basement (where the big screen TV is). I’m not going to tell what the b’day present was here (you may or may not read about that in another blog), but it did get quite steamy after a while.

I didn’t actually fuck her in the ass (after many years of marriage I’ve got the distinct impression that’s not a big turn-on for her). I’m not even sure I’m a big fan myself. The thought of Santorum (that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex - hey, I didn’t make that up!) on my dick isn’t a great turn-on for me either.

But I did rub my pecker vigorously between her ass cheeks for a while. You really shouldn’t underestimate the asscrack as a source of sexual pleasure. Although my wife is almost 40 her ass is still quite firm and bubbly and I kept it up until I almost came. She seemed to like it too. I like to finish things off in the pussy, though, so that’s where I ended up.

If you want to see some real anal fucking action, check out this free anal sex picture and movie gallery with samples from Asshole Fever. Now this chick really knows how to absorb a dick or two between her ass cheeks. Even two at the same time. Now that’s something I might want to run by my wife!

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So we’re back to where it all started; first God created the Heavens and the Earth and then He created Teenage Lesbians. Nah, that’s not how it went, I don’t even know why I said that, but take a look at the little darlings below and tell me they’re not sweet as angels. On second thought maybe horny little devils would be a more accurate description, considering what they’re up to!

You know, looking at those pics makes me kinda sad that I’m not a girl. Not because I want to be fucked by a guy (ugh!), but because I’d surely like to be at the party those chicks are having. It doesn’t look to me like they need a guy around to have fun.

They’re kissing and fingering pussy and licking pussy and fingering assholes and licking assholes and inserting objects into their pussies and assholes and…and…and…WOW! Those chicks love to play with their assholes just as much as their pussies!

And you know, introducing a cock into those scenes would just ruin everything. Not that I wouldn’t want to be there - hell yeah! - but it would somehow be wrong, and I know I’m not invited anyway. Being a man is a lonely business. I think women have a bond that us guys can’t even begin to understand.

Shit, I have no idea what I’m talking about here, but I know that anally inclined teenage lesbians are HOT and that’s all I need to know. If you wanna see the rest of the pics and movies here’s a free gallery link for ya. Lez Cuties is the place that the little she-devils call home. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some…eh…business to attend to.

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Hey hey, it’s double-fuck Monday again! What could possibly be better (if you’re a chick!) than being thumped hard in the pussy by a huge stick of man-meat? Well, being fucked hard in the pussy and ass by two huge cocks at the same time of course!

This is what’s going on over at Double Dong Divas right now. Horny double fucking sluts are bending over and spreading wide to make room for more cocks; one in the pink and one in the stink to be precise!

Click the thumbnails below for free galleries of dissolute teens (trade joke ) who believe something is missing if both ass and pussy aren’t stretched to the max simultaneously. Galleries courtesy of Quantum Porn and pics courtesy of Double Dong Divas.

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