January 27, 2006

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Krista And Her Boyfriend Love To Roleplay Their Fantasies! by Not Lemmy on July 14th, 2008

Tonsilectomy By Deepthroating by Not Lemmy on May 7th, 2005

Tiffany Holiday And Jamie X For Smut Bus by Not Lemmy on May 17th, 2008

Booby Babe Eats Cum by Not Lemmy on October 7th, 2007

Moving Violations by Not Lemmy on October 20th, 2007

January 26, 2006

Softcore Pics & Hardcore Movies

Should be fairly self-explanatory, but in case you’re having a bad day: Click a pic! :)

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Paris For Brit Bangers by Not Lemmy on December 29th, 2007

Sarah takes it in the shitter by Not Lemmy on July 16th, 2006

Faith For Suck It You Whore by Not Lemmy on December 20th, 2007

I need to get rid of those spanking pics by Not Lemmy on March 6th, 2006

Camilla Ken For Suck It You Whore by Not Lemmy on September 17th, 2007

January 20, 2006

Stephen Baldwin born-again porn hater

Yeah, so I just scratched Stephen Baldwin off my list of favorite actors. Not that he ever was much of an actor, but I thought he was at least one of the cool guys. Turns out I was wrong. Lately he has adopted the methods of sick perverted self-righteous motherfucking religious nutnick thinkalike John Reneer in a private crusade to put a local porn shop out of business. Did I mention that Stephen is a Republican born-again Christian? What a big fucking surprize. Hey Stevie, how ’bout laying off the burgers and taking some acting classes?

Stephen Baldwin, self proclaimed guardian of morality: No porn in my neighborhood!

Stephen Baldwin, self proclaimed guardian of morality: No porn in my neighborhood!

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Planet Of Porn by Not Lemmy on September 6th, 2006

Another wasted day by Not Lemmy on May 31st, 2006

The Nazi in The White House - Free porn over & out? by Not Lemmy on May 30th, 2005

Is Jerry Falwell really a faggot? by Not Lemmy on September 10th, 2006

Sweet Teen Clara by Not Lemmy on October 12th, 2006

January 19, 2006

Enough politics, gimme more fucking porn!

With this we return to our regular scheduled programming, and what I want to talk about today, boys and girls, is beautiful babes who are so fucking horny they can’t help but rip off their clothes and start touching themselves no matter where they are, even outdoors!

This, of course, is the gist of things at Open Air Pleasures, and being a rather simple man I’m not going to pretend to have any deeper meaning behind giving you this free masturbation gallery then getting your turned on. Hell, I’m getting horny myself just by writing this post and looking at the pictures. My wife might just get lucky tonight. Now where did I put my Cialis?

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Leticia from Give Me Pink by Not Lemmy on May 21st, 2006

Let's talk about lesbians by Not Lemmy on August 9th, 2005

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Blonde Tittie Babe by Not Lemmy on November 22nd, 2005

Frank Zappa for President

Frank Zappa - A true patriot.
An American Hero
Just another insufferable dull-witted donkey with millions of dollars and friends on the supreme court.
The Anti-Christ

Yeah, I know he’s dead, but I think Frank Zappa would have kicked some serious ass as President.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The religious right, headed by GWB, is a serious threat to the American democracy. A fascist theocracy is sneaking up on us and the lethargic public isn’t even noticing.

Frank Zappa realized this 20 years ago and it hasn’t gotten any better, quite the contrary. Watch this clip from CNN’s Crossfire from 1986. It’s pretty big (20 minutes/30mb) so it might take a while to load. Be patient, it’s worth the wait.

The rigth-wing nuts want to "protect" us from the harm that rock music (the devil’s music) and pornography inflict on our children, but their hidden agenda is to force everyone into their own mold and morality and in the process they’re ripping our democracy apart from within.

My prediction is that it will get a lot worse before it gets better.

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Dedicated to the job by Not Lemmy on May 11th, 2006

Post Election Thoughts - Bi-partisan Outreach by Not Lemmy on November 9th, 2006

Screech Dirty Sanchez by Not Lemmy on October 14th, 2006

I'm really a lesbian! by Not Lemmy on March 5th, 2006

Happy Booby Monday by Not Lemmy on September 12th, 2005

Be careful what you search for, Bush is watching!

America has taken yet another step towards a totalitarian Big Brother state under the leadership of the dimwit in the White House. The government has asked a federal judge to force Google to comply with a subpoena for database records in an attempt to find out who the pervs are who search for pornography on the Internet.

This really makes me sick. These nazis want my library records in case I’m a terrorist, now they want my Internet search history in case I’m a child molester. This is an invasion of my privacy just as sure as if they’d shown up in my bedroom to see if I only fucked my wife under the covers in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation, which very well might be what’s coming next. We’re dealing with a religious fanatic here.

George W Bush is the closest America has come to a dictator. I wouldn’t be surprized one bit if he tried to fuck with the Constitution to get a third term, or even, in the name of homeland security, staged a coup to put himself in power indefinetly. Mark my words, this guy is dangerous. He will stop at nothing to achieve his goals.

As much as I dislike Google (for various reasons) I have to give them the thumbs up for not giving in to the abuse of power without a fight. But several other search engines have already handed over their records, so nobody is safe.

The election is three years away and a lot can happen. We can only hope for a lucky lightning strike or a nutcase with a gun and an agenda in the mean time.

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Looks like Joe Lieberman by Not Lemmy on November 11th, 2006

So I caved in... by Not Lemmy on June 24th, 2005

Happy Booby Monday by Not Lemmy on September 12th, 2005

My computer burped and this is what you get. by Not Lemmy on January 14th, 2006

More to life than porn? by Not Lemmy on December 22nd, 2005