Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Should be fairly self-explanatory, but in case you’re having a bad day: Click a pic!

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Yeah, so I just scratched Stephen Baldwin off my list of favorite actors. Not that he ever was much of an actor, but I thought he was at least one of the cool guys. Turns out I was wrong. Lately he has adopted the methods of sick perverted self-righteous motherfucking religious nutnick thinkalike John Reneer in a private crusade to put a local porn shop out of business. Did I mention that Stephen is a Republican born-again Christian? What a big fucking surprize. Hey Stevie, how ’bout laying off the burgers and taking some acting classes?

Stephen Baldwin, self proclaimed guardian of morality: No porn in my neighborhood!

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With this we return to our regular scheduled programming, and what I want to talk about today, boys and girls, is beautiful babes who are so fucking horny they can’t help but rip off their clothes and start touching themselves no matter where they are, even outdoors!

This, of course, is the gist of things at Open Air Pleasures, and being a rather simple man I’m not going to pretend to have any deeper meaning behind giving you this free masturbation gallery then getting your turned on. Hell, I’m getting horny myself just by writing this post and looking at the pictures. My wife might just get lucky tonight. Now where did I put my Cialis?

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An American Hero

The Anti-Christ

Yeah, I know he’s dead, but I think Frank Zappa would have kicked some serious ass as President.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The religious right, headed by GWB, is a serious threat to the American democracy. A fascist theocracy is sneaking up on us and the lethargic public isn’t even noticing.

Frank Zappa realized this 20 years ago and it hasn’t gotten any better, quite the contrary. Watch this clip from CNN’s Crossfire from 1986. It’s pretty big (20 minutes/30mb) so it might take a while to load. Be patient, it’s worth the wait.

The rigth-wing nuts want to "protect" us from the harm that rock music (the devil’s music) and pornography inflict on our children, but their hidden agenda is to force everyone into their own mold and morality and in the process they’re ripping our democracy apart from within.

My prediction is that it will get a lot worse before it gets better.

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America has taken yet another step towards a totalitarian Big Brother state under the leadership of the dimwit in the White House. The government has asked a federal judge to force Google to comply with a subpoena for database records in an attempt to find out who the pervs are who search for pornography on the Internet.

This really makes me sick. These nazis want my library records in case I’m a terrorist, now they want my Internet search history in case I’m a child molester. This is an invasion of my privacy just as sure as if they’d shown up in my bedroom to see if I only fucked my wife under the covers in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation, which very well might be what’s coming next. We’re dealing with a religious fanatic here.

George W Bush is the closest America has come to a dictator. I wouldn’t be surprized one bit if he tried to fuck with the Constitution to get a third term, or even, in the name of homeland security, staged a coup to put himself in power indefinetly. Mark my words, this guy is dangerous. He will stop at nothing to achieve his goals.

As much as I dislike Google (for various reasons) I have to give them the thumbs up for not giving in to the abuse of power without a fight. But several other search engines have already handed over their records, so nobody is safe.

The election is three years away and a lot can happen. We can only hope for a lucky lightning strike or a nutcase with a gun and an agenda in the mean time.

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