Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Everybody knows that the only thing women like more than to have you shoot your load in their face, is actually to drink it. Your load, that is. No? (Is that your nagging wife yelling in the background?) Well the bitches at The Big Swallow will disagree with her.

Just take a look at the teenage bitch in this gallery, she’s lapping up the nectar like it’s a weightloss smoothie! And it is supposed to be high in protein with little or no carbs.

This is the theme of the action at The Big Swallow. First suckie-suckie, than fuckie-fuckie, maybe a little more suckie-suckie and then blow the load in her mouth and watch her drink it.

Do I sound less than enthusiastic? I don’t know…the whole facial/cum drinking thing is at best a (small) bonus for those who like that kind of shit. By all means, if the bitch wants a treat for putting up with me in bed I’ll let her have it, but for me it’s more about the sucking and fucking part. I really don’t care what happens to my sperm after I’ve expelled it - so long as it doesn’t find it’s way to a waiting egg (horrors!).

Anyways, it looks like I’m off on a rant here. Not being one to judge others for their sexual preferences I thought I’d share this shit with you even if it’s not my thing. So here ya go.