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January 17, 2006

An awful lot of anal lesbian shit going on

I’ve been looking at my postings for the past few days and I see that there’s an awful lot of anal shit going on here, and if it ain’t anal it’s lesbian, and if it ain’t either of those it’s about anal lesbians. You guys must think that I have a secret desire to fuck a dyke in the ass which I didn’t have until you put the thought in my head right now.

I’ve got a feeling this is going to be one of those things that you just can’t shake. You know, like having a song stuck in your head. Which is fine if it’s a classic 70s rock song, but sucks bigtime if it’s a commercial jingle for toilet paper.

Toilet paper, hmmmm… Makes me think about shit, which makes me think about anal sex. I’m pretty sure lesbians take a crap every once in a while, although I prefer not to think about them in excretory terms. See where I’m going with this? It’s going to drive me nuts until I actually get my wish fulfilled, but I don’t see any lesbians lining up outside my door so there’s a good chance this might take a while. Thanks a lot guys!

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