March 2, 2006
Pizza tycoon to create Christian fundamentalist city state
Religious nutnick and Domino’s Pizza founder Thomas S. Monaghan wants to bankroll his own private town in Florida governed by strict Catholic principles, particularly regarding sex. The town, which is to be called Ave Maria (holy fuck!) will have no porn, no condoms, no birth control pills and no x-rated channels on cable.
What can I say? America is a free country, you can do whatever you like. But I’ve had my last slice of Domino’s pizza. Ave Maria probably won’t be the first place people with kids go looking for a new home, with all the Catholics and whatnot.
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