Who the fuck is Lemmy?

You know it’s a good thing that the Cold War is over, or else we’d never know what career changes the female Russian gymnasts make when their sports careers are finished. I guess when it’s between a job at the Volga factory and posing for porn it’s not really that much of a choice. We in the West should be thankful for this; them Moscow girls really make me sing and shout. Hey babe, let me hear your balalaika ringin’ out!

Yeah, I know that was lame beyond any excuse, but you try to write a blog and come up with original and witty posts every time! I’m sure Russia is a damn fine place to live, and one of the reasons I believe so is because of the girls at Perfect Flex. Hey, any country with women that can do what the chick below is doing get’s my vote. насладитесь уродами секса! (Blame it on Babelfish if that didn’t come out right.)

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