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March 16, 2006

Power Tools and Porn

What the fuck do power tools and porn have to do with each other? Truth be told, not much, although for certain applications a reciprocating saw or a drill can come in handy. I might elaborate on this at a later time.

I got some advice today to write about stuff that I know and that is close to my heart in order to gain a readership on my blog. Well, I know about porn and sex is close to my heart, but nobody seems to be reading, so I thought I’d try a different approach. Instead of writing a lot about porn spiced up with a little about me, I’ll write a lot about me and spice it up with some porn.

Here’s some porn.

I’m really not that much into power tools, although I do enjoy being a handyman around the house and quite the do-it-yourselfer, but since I bought my house 6 years ago it has become somewhat of a necessity to get some stuff and learn some skills only to keep the house from falling down (it’s a 1960s fixer upper ranch house). Here’s a picture of my trusty circular saw, the first tool I got after we moved in. It’s a very good all-round tool and I would recommend it strongly to any newly minted home owner.

Here’s some porn.

OK, enough about power tools for today, but keep an eye out for future installments in what may become an occasional series, I really do have a lot of tools. When I had vinyl siding installed last year the installers jokingly referred to my garage as Lars’s Hardware Store (did I just give away my real name?). :)

Here’s some porn.

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