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March 26, 2006

Everything’s going great in Irak

If we are to believe the dimwit in the White House everything is just fucking hunky dory in Irak, even though he just recently passed the problem on to the next president.

Reality tells a different story. Now they’re reruiting grannies to fight the war.

SAUGUS, Calif. - Sonia Goldstein was flattered by the nice recruiting letter asking her to consider becoming one of “the few, the proud.” But at age 78, she believes she’s just a little old to enlist in the U.S. Marine Corps.

Seems we’re running a little low on cannon fodder these days. Once we get around to invading Iran and North Korea we’ll have to recruit Ms Goldstein’s mother to make up for the shortage of young people willing to die in the president’s fraudulent wars. Either that or reinstate the draft. Semper Fi!

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