Who the fuck is Lemmy?

…particularly if you have teenage daughters. This motherfucker who is entrusted with keeping us all safe from Al-Qaeda would like nothing more than to get his dirty hands into your underage daughter's pants.

Brian Doyle was caught by detectives in Polk County, FL, on the lookout for sexual predators on the Internet.But they were stunned last month when they ran across a man representing himself as an official of the Department of Homeland Security — complete with lapel pin and a government telephone number — and looking to connect with a 14-year-old girl.

I say send the bastard to Gitmo, or, even better, to Abu Ghraib. Let him share a cell with the rligious nutnicks; I suspect they, in their insanity, may have very strong feelings about someone who prefers kiddies.

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