Who the fuck is Lemmy?

May 31st 2006 will go down in history as totally unspectacular. Nothing of importance happened on this day and the best thing that can be said about it is that it brought us all one step closer to the grave where we shall finally get some relief.

Here is some porn. Click. Whack. Buy. You know the drill by now.

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And by that I mean using their fingers, tongues, vibrating, battery-driven insertables as well as medical devices never meant for sex, to pleasure themselves.

These bitches come to you by way of Dirty 101 (here's a link to the gallery these pics are taken from), but I gotta tell you, I'll be damned if I can find anything dirty about that website. No matter how hard I look all I can see is good, wholesome porn all the way!

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Ground control to Lemmy…

OK, third go: I'm trying to come up with some reasonably appropriate text to go with the pics below and the free hardcore porn gallery courtesy of Sweet Loads where they are taken from. I'm starting to realize that's not gonna happen.

This blog is going down the toilet fast…

Let's face it; I don't care about you beyond being a potential buyer of porn and you don't care about me beyond being a provider of free porn (something doesn't smell right here and it ain't smegma!).

I wonder what this chick's mommy would say if she could see her daughter now. Fuck you!

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This may be very puc, but I'm gonna stick my neck out and suggest that these guys MUST be millionaires. If not the world just isn't fair. On second thought I think the midget is employed in the porn industry. Still no fair!

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If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: You can never have too many lesbian teenagers. Don't ask me why, it's just the way God created us and you don't wanna get on the wrong side of God. He's been known to send 40 days of rain and turn people to stone for little things like taking His name in vain and coveting your neighbor's ass.

So in order not to piss off God I'm giving you some free porn of a couple of horny teenage lesbians who just can't keep their tongues out of each other's warm, wet pussies.

God would like you to visit Lez Cuties for more hardcore amateur anal teenage lesbian porn. Do it now or suffer the consequences (eternal damnation, fires of Hell etc, etc).

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Give Me Pink is a website dedicated to the pussy and all the nasty things a an inventive girl can do with it . There are no guys on Give Me Pink. Only horny, sexy chicks and their warm, wet pussies. And all the fun toys, dildos and other objects they stuff into them. Extreme masturbation by the hottest chicks such as blonde hottie Leticia here.

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A 52-year-old man identified only as "Howard" had the rudest awakening of his life recently.

His allegedly schizofrenic wife attacked him in the middle of the night and ripped his testicles off with her bare hands. She was apparently in a rage because she thought he was cheating on her.

Said an unidentified neighbor of the couple: "That's kinda nasty. That's drastic isn't it?" WTFIL tends to agree!

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