May 3, 2006
Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
While we're on the subject of toilets, a man was found glued to the toilet seat in a Wal-Mart store.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."
Somebody at Wal-Mart has too much time on his hands.
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