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May 16, 2006

Help a virgin get laid

And immediately all the pervs jump up yelling "me, me, me!". Settle down Beavis, the virgin's a guy and he's not asking for you to fuck him.

Apparently this 25-year-old canuck has been promised some pussy by a female acquaintance if he can get 5,000,000 visitors to his website in 30 days.

If you ask me the whole thing sounds a little suspect. Does website traffic generation hold some sort of masculine allure irresistible to women? Hell, then I should get laid more often! Maybe the fishy smell comes from the sex ad the guy has on his site. Either that or an unwashed vagina.

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