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May 18, 2006

National Orgasm Day

And I missed it. FUCK!

The Orgasm was celebrated across the country on Sunday. Apparently nobody in my neck of the woods was informed about this; there were no parades in downtown Shelton, CT, that I noticed.

Pamela Anderson supports the event insisting that vegetarianism promotes better sex, and PETA joins her in the claim: "(Because) meat clogs arteries going not just to your heart but other vital organs, the best sex tip is to go veggie."

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One Response to “National Orgasm Day”

  1. Macro said:
    May 20th, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    Hell I was strutting around all day long and you didn’t see me?

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