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June 11, 2006

Steak and Blowjob Day

The chicks have Valentine's Day, but what do we guys have? Nothing…until now. Massachusetts DJ Tom Birdsey has come up with the most excellent idea of instituting Steak and Blowjob Day to correct this blatant sexist imbalance in love holidays.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

Next March 14th when the bitch starts whining and complaining, I'll just point to the calendar and say "open wiiiiide".

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