Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Two six-year-olds where caught playing with each other's wieners at day camp in Leesburg, FL, and what did the counselors do? Gently break it up and lead them to other activities? Hell no, that wouldn't put a lasting imprint on the youngsters' minds and send them a message that anything thing to do with the area below the belt really is dirty and disgusting.

We immediately contacted law enforcement, we brought in the Department of Children and Families and the Children's Advocacy Center to see if we'd determine where this inappropriate contact originated.

The mother was of course appropriately shocked.

"I was shocked, upset, concerned and worried as to where my son had learned this from," she said.

Gimme a fuckin' break! Maybe the kid was hiding behind the door while you and your husband were having a nooner. TV today is all about sex. All of us, including kids, are bombarded 24/7 with poorly veiled sexual pitches for this, that and everything (but porn is dirty). A six-year-old who hadn't picked up on it would be strange.

Kids will be kids. They're curious. They'll experiment and act out adult scenarios they don't really understand. Not everything involves the boogeyman or a catholic priest. You can choose to handle it as normal, but unwanted, behavior, or come down like a ton of bricks and mark the kid for life.

Then again, maybe the kid was born a pervert. How the fuck would I know?

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