Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Watching the news lately really brings me down. The world is a shitty place. Any perceived moments of happiness you have is just to let you catch your breath long enough to get through the next period of crap, misery and dismembered babies in Lebanon.

I have a dream of a New World Order. It will be brought to us by aliens far more advanced than us. They will teach us to love and not to hate, to abandon our evil ways and pursue a future of peace, serenity and unity with the Universe and where there are no Wal-Marts. We will see the wisdom in what they tell us, and if we don't they will zap us with death rays.

When the aliens arrive they will ask to be taken to our leader. When they arrive at The White House they will string George Bush up by his pea-sized balls and execute him with honey and angry fire ants. The people will rejoice.

Next they will resurrect John Lennon and All You Need Is Love will be the anthem of a new global society of peace and harmony. George Bush will be condemned to spend eternity in hell with Yoko Ono.

There is no porn in this post. That is because under the New World Order it will be redundant. Most people will be good looking and men will be hung like horses. Even the few pimple faced nerds and fatsoes still around will get to have sex regularly with super models.

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