Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Hey, check out this dumb bimbo Sophie. I swear to God she has the IQ of a pencil. Just check out the movies in this free gallery. But who gives a shit if she doesn't have MENSA potential? She's a certified nymphomaniac, and like most nymphos has absolutely no sexual inhibitions. In many ways she's the perfect fuck.

Thank God the only admissions criteria at 40 Inch Plus are non-academic; the only things that count are looks, sluttyness and the size of your ass!

OK, one blonde joke to finish off here:
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

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Cute Jessika here has a really nice set of big boobs. If you listen to the "dialogue" in these movie samples from Big Naturals you can tell she ain't from around here, hardly any English at all. I don't care, I don't wanna talk with her anyway. I wanna fill her mouth with my cock. That horny bitch, I bet she wants it too.

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Jesus fucking christ, there's a lot of crazy fucks out there!

So this crazy motherfucker walks into a porn store, tells the clerk he's very sorry, but he has to burn the place down. He then pours gasoline all over the place and torches it. With the store full of people. What a crazy fuck! This has something to do with religion, I'm sure of it, crazy fucks all of'em! 

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What a relief to look at this fresh faced teen after enduring Joe Lieberman on the news just now. He has to be the most pathetic politician in Washington today.

But enough about the cunt from Connecticut, I wanted to talk more about Shanice, her Spongebob Squarepants panties and all the other cute teenies at SophDream.com. That's right, if you're even just a little bit in love with hot teens who aren't shy about showing their goodies then SophDream is the place to be.

Anyhoo, check out the pics, give the free tour a test spin and let me know what you think.

Boy, that Joe Lieberman is a fucking cunt!

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Joe Lieberman looks like a wrinkly old smelly cunt, and he behaves like one too, complete with vile discharge. If you're a registered democrat in Connecticut let him know that we don't want cunts to represent us in the US Senate.

Don't be a cunt, give your vote to Ned Lamont in tomorrow's Democratic primary election!

Technorati Tags: Joe Lieberman, Ned Lamont, cunt, Connecticut democratic primary

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I really don't have anything interesting to share with you today. According to the news the world is going to hell in the fast lane and the US is wearing the yellow leader's jersey for the 6th decade in a row, but it's way too fuckin' hot for me to be concerned about that.

Instead I prefer to rest my eyes on these soothing pictures of Natasha from SophDream. A pretty face, a pretty, shaved snatch and an even prettier ass. What more could a man possibly want? World peace? Fuck that!

Check out the rest of Natasha's gallery here.

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