September 14, 2006

Spanking Delayed

As I mentioned it was my wife's birthday yesterday, but for various reasons we didn't get around to the spanking part. I'm gonna take care of that tonight, hehe…

Also, we're gonna cast a mold of my dick so we can make a personalized dildo for her. The gift that keeps on giving. Whenever she starts nagging me for sex I'll just hand her my cloned cock and she'll have nothing to complain about. Ever.

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2257 Countdown by Not Lemmy on June 21st, 2005

Don't annoy Bush - It could land you in jail by Not Lemmy on January 11th, 2006

Reaffirmation: Joe Lieberman really IS a cunt! by Not Lemmy on September 6th, 2006

Google rocks! by Not Lemmy on October 22nd, 2005

Rape as an innocent fantasy? by Not Lemmy on August 19th, 2005

September 13, 2006

Toilet Experiment

While shopping the other day, the wife and I decided to live a little on the wild side. We broke a years-long habit of buying Scott's toilet paper and went with a 6-pack of Charmin Ultra instead. My first impression is that it's really thick and soft. And absorbent, just like the commercial says. We'll see if it makes us happier in the long run.

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I fucking dig Peaches by Not Lemmy on July 13th, 2006

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck! by Not Lemmy on May 3rd, 2006

Introducing Bad Girl Galleries by Not Lemmy on October 19th, 2006

Super Bowl Sunday - Who gives a shit! by Not Lemmy on February 5th, 2006

Somebody's getting old! by Not Lemmy on September 13th, 2006

Somebody’s getting old!

So it's my wife's birthday today. She's 38 I think, or possibly 39 (40?). It's hard to tell when they get past 35, they all look the same, bodyparts sagging and such. Don't get me wrong, she's still a pretty good lay and gives a helluva BJ. I guess I'll have to blow her tonight. Oh well, have a great day hun!

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Masturbating ex-con conceals weapon in ass by Not Lemmy on December 7th, 2006

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck! by Not Lemmy on May 3rd, 2006

Happy Fucking Holidays! by Not Lemmy on December 24th, 2005

Screech Dirty Sanchez by Not Lemmy on October 14th, 2006

Power Tools and Porn by Not Lemmy on March 16th, 2006

September 10, 2006

Is Jerry Falwell really a faggot?

Apparently not according to this website dedicated to debunking all the slanderous myths about the good reverend Jerry Falwell being a perverted sex fiend.

So let's get things straight once and for all: The Tele Tubbies are fags, Jerry Falwell is not. He may be a raving right-wing christian fascist lunatic, but he does NOT enjoy being fucked in the ass by black men with huge schlongs.

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Day Camp Breeding Ground for Perverts by Not Lemmy on July 13th, 2006

Rock & Roll, what the fuck? by Not Lemmy on October 10th, 2006

Bush Loses Brain by Not Lemmy on August 14th, 2007

Asian Ass Slut by Not Lemmy on January 12th, 2006

Porn Squad goes after Max Hardcore by Not Lemmy on October 6th, 2005

September 6, 2006

Reaffirmation: Joe Lieberman really IS a cunt!

I live in Connecticut and that may explain my obsession with Joe Lieberman. It may also have to do with me liking cunts exclusively on women and not on smelly old treacherous politicians.

I just listened to another interview with him on my local public radio station badmouthing the guy who beat him fair and square in the primary, Ned Lamont. Guess what Joe, the more crap you spew the more determined I am not to give you my vote in November. You're just the kind of lying, power hungry brown-noser we don't want in government.

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Blazing Assholes by Not Lemmy on December 5th, 2006

Weird Sex by Not Lemmy on May 12th, 2005

Fry the bastard! by Not Lemmy on April 6th, 2006

Quantum Porn by Not Lemmy on September 6th, 2006

Brown Anus vs Pink Anus by Not Lemmy on January 1st, 2006

Quantum Porn

Oh yeah, did I mention that Quantum Porn also has been through a major revamp (no downtime)? It is now a full-fledged porn directory with thousands of links to freesites and galleries with both movies and pics in 44 hardcore categories. I'd say it's definitely worth a click!

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Michael Jackson by Not Lemmy on June 16th, 2005

Thank God it's Friday. Or not... by Not Lemmy on August 5th, 2005

William Rehnquist is dead, finally. by Not Lemmy on September 4th, 2005

No Porn For Jews by Not Lemmy on July 13th, 2006

Is there such a thing as too extreme? by Not Lemmy on May 7th, 2005

Planet Of Porn

Just thought I'd let y'all know that Planet Of Porn Adult XXX Directory is temporarily out of commission. The site is going through a major revamp; new design, new script, new blog, lots and lots of fresh porn, so don't delete your bookmarks yet. Expected downtime is 2-3 weeks.

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Toilet Experiment by Not Lemmy on September 13th, 2006

Super Bowl Sunday - Who gives a shit! by Not Lemmy on February 5th, 2006

Happy Booby Monday by Not Lemmy on September 12th, 2005

The location of the clitoris discovered! by Not Lemmy on May 11th, 2006

Looks like Joe Lieberman by Not Lemmy on November 11th, 2006