Who the fuck is Lemmy?

As I mentioned it was my wife's birthday yesterday, but for various reasons we didn't get around to the spanking part. I'm gonna take care of that tonight, hehe…

Also, we're gonna cast a mold of my dick so we can make a personalized dildo for her. The gift that keeps on giving. Whenever she starts nagging me for sex I'll just hand her my cloned cock and she'll have nothing to complain about. Ever.

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While shopping the other day, the wife and I decided to live a little on the wild side. We broke a years-long habit of buying Scott's toilet paper and went with a 6-pack of Charmin Ultra instead. My first impression is that it's really thick and soft. And absorbent, just like the commercial says. We'll see if it makes us happier in the long run.

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So it's my wife's birthday today. She's 38 I think, or possibly 39 (40?). It's hard to tell when they get past 35, they all look the same, bodyparts sagging and such. Don't get me wrong, she's still a pretty good lay and gives a helluva BJ. I guess I'll have to blow her tonight. Oh well, have a great day hun!

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Apparently not according to this website dedicated to debunking all the slanderous myths about the good reverend Jerry Falwell being a perverted sex fiend.

So let's get things straight once and for all: The Tele Tubbies are fags, Jerry Falwell is not. He may be a raving right-wing christian fascist lunatic, but he does NOT enjoy being fucked in the ass by black men with huge schlongs.

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I live in Connecticut and that may explain my obsession with Joe Lieberman. It may also have to do with me liking cunts exclusively on women and not on smelly old treacherous politicians.

I just listened to another interview with him on my local public radio station badmouthing the guy who beat him fair and square in the primary, Ned Lamont. Guess what Joe, the more crap you spew the more determined I am not to give you my vote in November. You're just the kind of lying, power hungry brown-noser we don't want in government.

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Oh yeah, did I mention that Quantum Porn also has been through a major revamp (no downtime)? It is now a full-fledged porn directory with thousands of links to freesites and galleries with both movies and pics in 44 hardcore categories. I'd say it's definitely worth a click!

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Just thought I'd let y'all know that Planet Of Porn Adult XXX Directory is temporarily out of commission. The site is going through a major revamp; new design, new script, new blog, lots and lots of fresh porn, so don't delete your bookmarks yet. Expected downtime is 2-3 weeks.

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