Who the fuck is Lemmy?

It's Saturday night and I can honestly say that I haven't done shit that was worthwile today. I was going to have sex with the old lady, but we both fell asleep and when we woke up we were both too dazed and confused for anything.

So we watched Trainspotting instead. I didn't get it. What fucking trains?

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