September 14, 2006
Spanking Delayed
As I mentioned it was my wife's birthday yesterday, but for various reasons we didn't get around to the spanking part. I'm gonna take care of that tonight, hehe…
Also, we're gonna cast a mold of my dick so we can make a personalized dildo for her. The gift that keeps on giving. Whenever she starts nagging me for sex I'll just hand her my cloned cock and she'll have nothing to complain about. Ever.
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