Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Yup, it's proven; access to Internet porn reduces the occurence of rape. Quite the opposite of what the right-wing religious fundies want us to believe. A new study shows that a 10 percent increase in Net access yields about a 7.3 percent decrease in reported rapes.

I was never ashamed of what I'm doing for a living, but now that it's a scientific fact that I'm de facto fighting and reducing violent sex crimes by flinging porn it may be time to tell Mom what I do. Finally she can be proud of me! And all you pervs sitting at home whacking off by your computers, you are doing society a service as well. There's no telling what you would do without guys like me!

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So I went trick-or-treating, and this is the best fucking treat I've ever gotten. I gotta say I love her costume, and it's pretty much what they wear year round over at Teen Excess where 18 is old enough, but 20 is too old. Now gimme some of that fucking pumpkin!

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There's a new kid on the blog block by the name of Masturbation Maniacs. The name should be self-explanatory, but for the intellectually challenged among you (you do know that it's brain cells coming out of your cock when you commit the sin of Onan, yes?) it's all about chicks pleasing themselves by any means possible; dildo masturbation, any odd phallus shaped object that might be lying around and of course their fingers. Nothing is sexier than watching a woman or teen caressing her pink until she cums!

Anyhoo, to celebrate this event I stole the following post from Masturbation Maniacs and I'm giving it to you here, uncencored. Visit them for more of the same.

Pari gets into positions for sex that you can only dream of. She can put her legs behind her head or around your waist, so your cock slides into her dripping wet teen cunt that's ready to be pounded and fucked to an orgasm. You're going to love Pari. Don't take my word for it, click here for a free tour and see the entire site; it's open for you, like Pari!!

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Just a quickie here to let y'all know about our new Bad Girl Galleries Page chock full of galleries of - you guessed it - bad girls! All the galleries change daily, so check back often.

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Q: What's more pathetic than a d-class celebrity pimping himself on home-made porn flicks and begging for money on the Internet to save his house from foreclosure?

A: The same d-class celebrity giving his sex partner a Dirty Sanchez in said porn flick. Which apparently is exactly what Screech (Samuel Powers) from Saved By The Bell has done.

Hey, I'm an open-minded guy, I downloaded Pamela Anderson's and Paris Hilton's home movies and enjoyed them thoroughly. But watching Screech smear feces under the nose of a chick just doesn't do it for me. I think I'll pass. Did I mention that this is about as low as a celebrity can sink?

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Am I going soft in my old age? Neh, I just like to rest my eyes on something soft and sweet now and then, like sweet teen Clara here. Don't worry, you'll get plenty of disgusting, hardcore fucking soon enough.

If there ever was a teen sweetie that lived up to the name of Total Super Cuties, it has to be Clara. She loves to jump aroud in bed and show us her sweet teen ass. I bet she loves a pillow fight too. Wonder what else she likes?

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We're almost through the 6th roll of Charmin Ultra and we won't be buying it again. Yes, it's soft and absorbent. It also leaves a lot of lint. In places where you don't want lint.

My wife being a preservation freak/naturalist/Gaia worshipper/yada-yada-yada (when it suits her), we won't be going back to Scott's quite yet. A fresh 4-pack of Seventh Generation 2-ply bathroom tissue is sitting in the bathroom closet. 100% recycled paper, hypo-allergenic and whitened without chlorine bleach. It even has quote from The Great Law Of The Iroquis Confederacy:

In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.

Who gives a shit? I just wanna wipe my ass!

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