October 31, 2006

Porn Reduces Rape - Public Service Announcement

Yup, it's proven; access to Internet porn reduces the occurence of rape. Quite the opposite of what the right-wing religious fundies want us to believe. A new study shows that a 10 percent increase in Net access yields about a 7.3 percent decrease in reported rapes.

I was never ashamed of what I'm doing for a living, but now that it's a scientific fact that I'm de facto fighting and reducing violent sex crimes by flinging porn it may be time to tell Mom what I do. Finally she can be proud of me! And all you pervs sitting at home whacking off by your computers, you are doing society a service as well. There's no telling what you would do without guys like me!

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Freakish Monster Boobs by Not Lemmy on June 2nd, 2006

Thank God it's Friday. Or not... by Not Lemmy on August 5th, 2005

Man caught with his pants down, killed by teens by Not Lemmy on April 20th, 2006

The Nazi in The White House - Free porn over & out? by Not Lemmy on May 30th, 2005

William Rehnquist is dead, finally. by Not Lemmy on September 4th, 2005

October 29, 2006

Halloween Pussy

So I went trick-or-treating, and this is the best fucking treat I've ever gotten. I gotta say I love her costume, and it's pretty much what they wear year round over at Teen Excess where 18 is old enough, but 20 is too old. Now gimme some of that fucking pumpkin!

Halloween Pussy

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Lori Alexia For Suck It You Whore by Not Lemmy on February 28th, 2008

Katalin For Brit Bangers by Not Lemmy on January 26th, 2008

Blonde Babe Gets Reamed by Not Lemmy on October 16th, 2007

Lesbian Pussy X Three by Not Lemmy on October 8th, 2005

I Got Owned - Winter Sky by Not Lemmy on April 28th, 2008

Female Masturbation

There's a new kid on the blog block by the name of Masturbation Maniacs. The name should be self-explanatory, but for the intellectually challenged among you (you do know that it's brain cells coming out of your cock when you commit the sin of Onan, yes?) it's all about chicks pleasing themselves by any means possible; dildo masturbation, any odd phallus shaped object that might be lying around and of course their fingers. Nothing is sexier than watching a woman or teen caressing her pink until she cums!

Anyhoo, to celebrate this event I stole the following post from Masturbation Maniacs and I'm giving it to you here, uncencored. Visit them for more of the same.

Pari gets into positions for sex that you can only dream of. She can put her legs behind her head or around your waist, so your cock slides into her dripping wet teen cunt that's ready to be pounded and fucked to an orgasm. You're going to love Pari. Don't take my word for it, click here for a free tour and see the entire site; it's open for you, like Pari!!

Blonde teen Pari masturbates with a dildo
Blonde teen Pari masturbates with a dildo
Blonde teen Pari masturbates with a dildo

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Anally Inclined Teenage Lesbians by Not Lemmy on November 11th, 2005

Rachel Rotten by Not Lemmy on March 12th, 2008

Sneaky Stalker Watches Neighbor Bathing by Not Lemmy on April 21st, 2008

Enough politics, gimme more fucking porn! by Not Lemmy on January 19th, 2006

Plump Rumps by Not Lemmy on April 2nd, 2006

October 19, 2006

Introducing Bad Girl Galleries

Just a quickie here to let y'all know about our new Bad Girl Galleries Page chock full of galleries of - you guessed it - bad girls! All the galleries change daily, so check back often.

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ASSHOLE 3 by Not Lemmy on July 29th, 2006

God instructed Bush to destroy Saddam by Not Lemmy on October 7th, 2005

Tit-fucking can be dangerous! by Not Lemmy on May 23rd, 2005

Quantum Porn by Not Lemmy on September 6th, 2006

Kids pissed at Santa by Not Lemmy on December 26th, 2005

October 14, 2006

Screech Dirty Sanchez

Q: What's more pathetic than a d-class celebrity pimping himself on home-made porn flicks and begging for money on the Internet to save his house from foreclosure?

A: The same d-class celebrity giving his sex partner a Dirty Sanchez in said porn flick. Which apparently is exactly what Screech (Samuel Powers) from Saved By The Bell has done.

Hey, I'm an open-minded guy, I downloaded Pamela Anderson's and Paris Hilton's home movies and enjoyed them thoroughly. But watching Screech smear feces under the nose of a chick just doesn't do it for me. I think I'll pass. Did I mention that this is about as low as a celebrity can sink?

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Life trumps porn. by Not Lemmy on July 13th, 2005

Rock & Roll, what the fuck? by Not Lemmy on October 10th, 2006

American Idiots - Bush Really Meant To Invade Australia! by Not Lemmy on July 9th, 2007

Pepsi and Viagra team up by Not Lemmy on March 27th, 2006

Meet The Fuckers by Not Lemmy on October 7th, 2005

October 12, 2006

Sweet Teen Clara

Am I going soft in my old age? Neh, I just like to rest my eyes on something soft and sweet now and then, like sweet teen Clara here. Don't worry, you'll get plenty of disgusting, hardcore fucking soon enough.

If there ever was a teen sweetie that lived up to the name of Total Super Cuties, it has to be Clara. She loves to jump aroud in bed and show us her sweet teen ass. I bet she loves a pillow fight too. Wonder what else she likes?

Clara Total Super Cutie!
Clara Total Super Cutie!
Clara Total Super Cutie!

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Day Camp Breeding Ground for Perverts by Not Lemmy on July 13th, 2006

An awful lot of anal lesbian shit going on by Not Lemmy on January 17th, 2006

Boink A MILF by Not Lemmy on August 3rd, 2005

Freakishly large cock by Not Lemmy on June 4th, 2006

Life trumps porn. by Not Lemmy on July 13th, 2005

October 11, 2006

An update on the toilet experiment

We're almost through the 6th roll of Charmin Ultra and we won't be buying it again. Yes, it's soft and absorbent. It also leaves a lot of lint. In places where you don't want lint.

My wife being a preservation freak/naturalist/Gaia worshipper/yada-yada-yada (when it suits her), we won't be going back to Scott's quite yet. A fresh 4-pack of Seventh Generation 2-ply bathroom tissue is sitting in the bathroom closet. 100% recycled paper, hypo-allergenic and whitened without chlorine bleach. It even has quote from The Great Law Of The Iroquis Confederacy:

In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.

Who gives a shit? I just wanna wipe my ass!

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What's with Raven Riley? by Not Lemmy on May 11th, 2005

Bush again. by Not Lemmy on June 9th, 2005

A serious post about the state of the world. by Not Lemmy on May 11th, 2006

Horny New Year - Gallery Pages by Not Lemmy on December 31st, 2005

Become A Pornstar by Not Lemmy on August 14th, 2007