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October 11, 2006

An update on the toilet experiment

We're almost through the 6th roll of Charmin Ultra and we won't be buying it again. Yes, it's soft and absorbent. It also leaves a lot of lint. In places where you don't want lint.

My wife being a preservation freak/naturalist/Gaia worshipper/yada-yada-yada (when it suits her), we won't be going back to Scott's quite yet. A fresh 4-pack of Seventh Generation 2-ply bathroom tissue is sitting in the bathroom closet. 100% recycled paper, hypo-allergenic and whitened without chlorine bleach. It even has quote from The Great Law Of The Iroquis Confederacy:

In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations.

Who gives a shit? I just wanna wipe my ass!

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