December 6, 2006
Plane brought down by gas attack
A woman on an American Airlines flight tried to cover up the smell of her farts by lighting matches. Turns out the other passengers were more alarmed by the smell of burning matches then her farts. The plane made an emergency landing, all the passengers had to disembark, their luggage searched and a canine team was brought in.
The woman wasn't charged with anything, but wasn't allowed back on the plane. She's also banned from American Airlines. Try bringing along some Beano next time lady, or just hold it in.
Technorati Tags: gas attack, flatulence, fart
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