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August 14, 2007

Become A Pornstar

Here’s the script to my newest porn flick:

There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but a silly grin when suddenly the alarm clock goes off. Surprised, you put fresh batteries in the butt plug and are happy to see four Jehovah’s Witnesses masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can’t help yourself, so you spread whipped cream all over your body, shocked by the size of the ass that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it’s the Dallas Chamber of Commerce doing each other in the back seat. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of someone’s cheap perfume as 465 people are now writhing in a pile on the kitchen counter fucking. You’re completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see your spouse staring at you and you grin foolishly. You’re caught! They turn you over to the Jehovah’s Witnesses and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

You can be a porn star too, tryouts are being held @ Mad Dog Productions now!

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