January 31, 2008
Hung-the-fuck-over. Purple Kush, Couch, And Tv Equals Speedy Recovery
I was too hungover today to go into work – I told my boss straight up that I would probably hurt the company more if I were to come into work and just zombie that shit out. I don’t like being unproductive when I’m working because I live by the motto “work hard, play hard”. But today was not a good day for me to be in the office, so I just chilled on my couch in recovery mode, vegging the fuck out.
The 18 year old gave me a call and was in the same boat I was – she didn’t feel like going to class today. I told her to bring her sexy ass over here to just chill with me—more like take care of me and my hung-the-fuck-over ass. Damn, my place needs some tidying up, but I’m not in the mood to do a damn thing except for hitting this here bong and watchin some TV. I’ll make my “girlfriend” clean my place up; after all, the chick tries to treat it like her own anyway.
I’m kinda hungry too but I can’t muster up the energy to make anything, so I’ll have to wait for my “girlfriend” to pick me up something from Jack in the Crack – fuck today sucks. My head is pounding right now. But at least I have the internet.
Look at Megan Jones from Fuckherright.com. This sexy ass whore will have me choking the shit out of my meat. I bet those fake ass tits feel real damn good. I have a date with Megan’s ass now, so if you’ll excuse me, my brothers…
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