Who the fuck is Lemmy?

So I received a pleasant phone call yesterday from a chick from the gym that I fucked with a while back – I honestly forgot who the bitch was, but I was reminded of her quickly. She’s nowhere even near the same league as the 18 year old, but there’s hardly anything like banging a different snatch, even if it’s a second (or third?) time around. She wanted to catch a movie, so I agreed.

After the movie we went back to her place and did what I do best. I forgot how loud of a fuckin screamer this bitch was and I had to cover her mouth to keep from bothering the neighbors – some broads have no consideration for other people, but I understand, because the way I put it on her was like no other man (or dildo for arguments sake).

I almost fell asleep after we did the damn thing, but I mustered up enough energy to no get too laxed and let her think that I was just a lazy mother fucker. Speaking of “mother” fuckers, when she went into the bathroom to wipe herself down, I noticed a picture of her and some hot woman that had to be her older sister – this bitch was a certified dime piece. I wouldn’t mind havin a crack at giving her the fuck of her life.

I didn’t want to comment on how hot her sister was cuz that would just be plain weird, especially right after I fucked her. But her sister sure reminds me of Katrina from PinkandPerfect.com. I’m sure that Katrina could teach her sister a thing or two on how to effectively utilize that smoking body of hers. Damn, I’m getting horny again… same shit, different toilet.

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