March 24, 2008
My Wife Is A Lousy Sex Slave
My wife is a lousy sex slave. She likes to please me, I give her credit and love her for that, but during a session she doesn’t like to be tied up, she doesn’t like to submit, she wants to be as comfortable as possible (well, I want her to be comfortable too) and she doesn’t want it to be very painful.
I on the other hand want her to be completely immobilized. I want all her tender parts to be completely exposed for whatever devious plans I might have (ya know, whipping, buttplugs and such). I want it to hurt just a tad beyond pleasure and I want her to like it and beg for more (and I want it to show; wiggle that cute little ass an moan godammit!). Is that too much to ask from your sex slave or is it an unattainable man’s dream?
I think I’m gonna put the wrist and ankle cuffs up on eBay. Maybe a bench like this one is more comfy to her needs? Waddaya think hunny?
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