April 21, 2008
Top O The Morning To Ya
There’s this quaint little Irish pub in the next town over from me, and for St Paddy’s day (March 17th) they’re holding a wet t-shirt contest! I don’t quite see how it relates to St Paddy’s day, but then again, it IS drunken debauchery, so I guess it fits in pretty well..
I reckon I’ll head on over for the party, even though it’s on a MONDAY of all days, and maybe I’ll stick some four leaf clovers on my nips under my t-shirt. I know I know, wtf when it ruins the nipple effect, but I’m trying to get into the spirit of things, get in touch with my inner youth and be wild and crazy like the sexy teen sluts over at Cherry Filled Sex. Maybe older chicks like me should just leave this kinda thing to the next generation, but then again, who’ll teach em that the proper response to winning a wet t-shirt contest is ripping your shirt off and sharing the goods with the crowd if there are no veterans like me around to show em?!
Ahh.. I love the sweet smell of corruption in the morning…
FingerBang Jan
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