July 13, 2008
The Placebo Affect Taking Into Effect
At work yesterday, I had a little run-in with one of my co-workers. I caught her masturbating in her office. Well, I didn’t exactly catch her in the act, but when I knocked on her door, I heard her fumbling things around her office as she came around her desk to open the door. When I stepped in to talk about reports (and other boring shit) I noticed that she didn’t put her dildo completely away… its tip was stickin out of her purse. Also, what gave it away—I smelled her pussy juice in the air.
She’s not the finest piece of ass in the office and I much would rather watch a dog suck his own dick than envision this chick poking herself, but for some reason, I found her to be hot—maybe because of her boldness to sex herself up during operating hours. I suddenly felt the need to bust a nut.
I sped home to jump on my laptop and watched Kat from PinkandPerfect.com do what she does best—sluts make this fuckin world go round. I exploded a lot quicker than I normally do because staring at Kat brought me such bliss—this whore is fuckin gorgeous. I didn’t even want to go back to work.
So I didn’t go back. I told my boss I felt sick and had food poisoning. But, my brothers, I was productive—I used my FREE TRIAL three more times on Kat and, yes, I was drained to be damned.
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