July 16, 2005
Perverse Anal Cravings
Dear Lemmy!
When we make love my boyfriend likes to finger my asshole. Sometimes when he goes down on me he even licks it. Is this normal? I don’t really mind because it feels sooo good, but it also makes me feel like a slut because I think it may be a little perverse. I mean, the asshole is for shitting, right? So why does it feel so good to be fingered and licked down there? Am I a sicko because I like it?
Sincerely,
Ass Slut
Dear Ass Slut!
He licks your asshole?!? That’s just fucking disgusting! I hope at least you’ve had a good shower before he does this. Eeeww!!! Just kidding!
Seriously, pleasure nerves aren’t limited to your pussy alone, they spread around the whole area and a good thumbing/licking of the asshole can result in quite explosive orgasms, as I’m sure you know. You might even want to try a vibrating buttplug, they’re available in many shapes and forms in sex toy stores. Don’t ever be ashamed of what you and your consenting partner(s) do. Instead of feeling guilty about your anal cravings, offer yourself up to your boyfriend and demand your pleasures. I betcha he’ll respond in ernest!
Perversely Yours,
Lemmy
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