Who the fuck is Lemmy?

I had to go to the doctors today for my annual checkup. I hate going to hospitals man—it’s like the gateway to life and death. Anyway, I was sitting nervously waiting for any doctor to see me and check me out. I know I fill my body up with yuck yuck all the time, but this is America—the land of mass consumption. Consumption is what makes life worth living, right?

I was expecting an old fogie fat-ass or some Indian dude to do my check-up, but instead, I was pleasantly surprised by the chick that walked in. I couldn’t help but check her out and imagine how nice her tits would have felt. My cock began to rise and I was trying to use some fuckin brainpower to ease the rush of blood but it was too late; she noticed and giggled. There is a time and a place for everything, and I wanted to bone this slut, but she wasn’t giving me any sexual vibes; she’s one of them chicks who take their profession “seriously”.

After I let her feel me up and insert shit into my mouth (no, it’s not as pleasant as it sounds), we were basically done and she gave me my report. She said I wasn’t in horrible condition but it could be better—yeah, “I’d feel a lot better if my fuckin cock was in your mouth” was all I kept thinking while she yapped about some healthy plans and shit. She then said that she would see me in 6 months and when I said ‘maybe sooner’, she didn’t skip a beat in her departure. Fuckin stuck-up bitch.

When I got back to my place, I was so fuckin horny I could explode. I should have bent that damn doctor over and show her how to properly inject someone. It’s all to the good though because these two sluts on MILFVixen.com were lovely enough to help me massage myself. A FREE TRIAL is a beautiful thing. And I love to take advantage of anything free…

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Hindus…East Indians…whatever you wanna call em; when it comes to their chicks they come in two categories…the super hot and the super not.

MILFVixen.com realizes this, as well as the fact that the milf phenomena is International, and that a Hindu slut will worship your beef as much as they worship the cows beef comes from.

It’s hard to believe that a hot babe like Sybella doesn’t get much hard cock from her old man but that’s what she told us. And when you see the way this horny bitch got down and dirty with our guy you just might believe it. She was all over him like a wild animal on heat and you’re going to see one cock hungry slut fucking her brains out here.

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Ahhh milfs of the world all with their own ways of seducing the youthful fucksticks that they crave.  The European milfs are no different in that respect than the ones here.

The only big difference is that while North American mamas have those wide open legs that scream Bang This Milf….their Euro-counterparts have that wide open in your face offering for something delightful and fishy to eat…hence those euro-moms that always go ‘eat eat…you are sooo skinny you need to eat more’ and fill you even when you are stuffed.