November 17, 2008

I Wanted To Play Doctor With Her…

I had to go to the doctors today for my annual checkup. I hate going to hospitals man—it’s like the gateway to life and death. Anyway, I was sitting nervously waiting for any doctor to see me and check me out. I know I fill my body up with yuck yuck all the time, but this is America—the land of mass consumption. Consumption is what makes life worth living, right?

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I was expecting an old fogie fat-ass or some Indian dude to do my check-up, but instead, I was pleasantly surprised by the chick that walked in. I couldn’t help but check her out and imagine how nice her tits would have felt. My cock began to rise and I was trying to use some fuckin brainpower to ease the rush of blood but it was too late; she noticed and giggled. There is a time and a place for everything, and I wanted to bone this slut, but she wasn’t giving me any sexual vibes; she’s one of them chicks who take their profession “seriously”.

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After I let her feel me up and insert shit into my mouth (no, it’s not as pleasant as it sounds), we were basically done and she gave me my report. She said I wasn’t in horrible condition but it could be better—yeah, “I’d feel a lot better if my fuckin cock was in your mouth” was all I kept thinking while she yapped about some healthy plans and shit. She then said that she would see me in 6 months and when I said ‘maybe sooner’, she didn’t skip a beat in her departure. Fuckin stuck-up bitch.

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When I got back to my place, I was so fuckin horny I could explode. I should have bent that damn doctor over and show her how to properly inject someone. It’s all to the good though because these two sluts on MILFVixen.com were lovely enough to help me massage myself. A FREE TRIAL is a beautiful thing. And I love to take advantage of anything free…

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Cheating Housewife Fucks The Grocery Boy by Not Lemmy on September 8th, 2008

Roxanne Hall For The Mother Fucker by Not Lemmy on September 12th, 2008

Lisa Demarco Almost Broke My Dick by Not Lemmy on October 14th, 2007

This Tramp Is Just Scratching The Surface by Not Lemmy on January 14th, 2008

November 15, 2008

One Layed Back Mom

Check out this hot slutty moms, ready to fuck and suck all young meat!! Check this layed back mom, get laid back, and fucked for the better of the night! These whores have been arund the block and know tricks that some of these young dogs don’t know exist! For one wild ride cum check out all the hotties at Milf Vixen!!!

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Trina Michaels For The Mother Fucker by Not Lemmy on March 12th, 2008

Milfs In Bloom by Not Lemmy on April 11th, 2008

Roxanne Hall For The Mother Fucker by Not Lemmy on September 12th, 2008

Chelsea Zinn For The Mother Fucker by Not Lemmy on October 6th, 2008

Granny Gets Fucked Hard by Not Lemmy on August 16th, 2007

November 13, 2008

Another Motherly Affair

Here at Milf Vixen you can view some of the hottest and horniest moms, bending over aching to be pounded by hard cock! These ladies definitely know what they are doing and will likely take control if your not careful. So take a look while these sexy moms and take them from behind!

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Mothers Are A Boys Best Friend by Not Lemmy on March 24th, 2008

It Fucking Sucks To Go Back To Work After A Long Weekend. by Not Lemmy on October 20th, 2007

Cougar Alert by Not Lemmy on March 30th, 2008

Arriving In Utopia by Not Lemmy on September 28th, 2008

Fly By Night by Not Lemmy on April 7th, 2008

November 11, 2008

Wheres The Beef…moooo?

Hindus…East Indians…whatever you wanna call em; when it comes to their chicks they come in two categories…the super hot and the super not.

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MILFVixen.com realizes this, as well as the fact that the milf phenomena is International, and that a Hindu slut will worship your beef as much as they worship the cows beef comes from.

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The Morning Jog, Before Lunchtime Relaxation by Not Lemmy on October 12th, 2007

Gay Or Just Brain Dead? by Not Lemmy on January 20th, 2008

Carrie Ann For The Mother Fucker by Not Lemmy on September 8th, 2007

Leaving With Style—style Of The Dog, That Is by Not Lemmy on September 20th, 2007

The €mother” Fuckin Kid In A Candy Store Feeling by Not Lemmy on January 22nd, 2008

November 9, 2008

Fiery Redhead On Heat

It’s hard to believe that a hot babe like Sybella doesn’t get much hard cock from her old man but that’s what she told us. And when you see the way this horny bitch got down and dirty with our guy you just might believe it. She was all over him like a wild animal on heat and you’re going to see one cock hungry slut fucking her brains out here.

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Horny Old Mom Gets Hammered by Not Lemmy on August 21st, 2008

Delilah Strong by Not Lemmy on April 5th, 2008

Cumming All Over You…baby Blue by Not Lemmy on October 26th, 2008

Life Is Full Of Fun Decisions by Not Lemmy on October 26th, 2007

Biker Mom Rides On The Slutty Side by Not Lemmy on January 8th, 2008

November 7, 2008

Sexy Mature Woman


Here’s something I found. Mature woman showing us that hot grandma bod! Check out that sexy pussy! Click link to see more. Click here to see more pics of this anal loving

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Thats My Bag Baby by Not Lemmy on July 16th, 2008

Hell Is Knockin On My Motherfuckin Door by Not Lemmy on October 4th, 2007

Interactive Milf Appreciation by Not Lemmy on June 6th, 2008

The Slut Loves Hard Cock by Not Lemmy on October 2nd, 2007

Plundering A Tight Pussy by Not Lemmy on February 7th, 2008

November 5, 2008

Fuck More And Eat More

Ahhh milfs of the world all with their own ways of seducing the youthful fucksticks that they crave.  The European milfs are no different in that respect than the ones here.

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The only big difference is that while North American mamas have those wide open legs that scream Bang This Milf….their Euro-counterparts have that wide open in your face offering for something delightful and fishy to eat…hence those euro-moms that always go ‘eat eat…you are sooo skinny you need to eat more’ and fill you even when you are stuffed.

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Say Yes To Strangers If They Look Like This by Not Lemmy on August 17th, 2007

So A Whore Walks Into A Bar… by Not Lemmy on January 2nd, 2008

Feral Fuck Frenzy by Not Lemmy on July 22nd, 2008

Thank Heaven For 7-eleven by Not Lemmy on June 12th, 2008

Trina Michaels For The Mother Fucker by Not Lemmy on March 12th, 2008