Who the fuck is Lemmy?

Q: Who is behind this blog?
A: It's not Lemmy.

Q: Why does he want to know who the fuck Lemmy is?
A: Well, it's one of those fundamental questions that I think every human being is struggling with. Who is God? What does it mean to be alive? Why are we here? Who the fuck is Lemmy? And so on and so forth…

Q: Why is there so much porn here?
A: We'd like to keep it all in the spirit of Lemmy, who was/is a certified pervert.

Q: Is it true that all the links here are "surfer friendly"?
A: I do my darndest to make sure that all the links are safe. I surf porn myself and hate it when I end up in popup hell. I don't know what some of the fucking paysite owners are thinking. Do they really think I'll buy a fucking membership after I've had to shut down my fucking computer to make the fucking things stop? Some of the links here (like those on the free- and $1 trial page), may pop a few ads, but to the best of my knowledge nothing maliscious. If you come across something that isn't kosher let me know and I'll get rid of the fuckers.

Q: Do you think you'll ever get to the bottom of the mystery about Lemmy?
A: I don't know. Sometimes I hope not. The search gives meaning to my life.

Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: When we find Lemmy I'm sure he'll tell us.

Q: Do you have anything to do with Lemmy Kilminster?
A: No, but I like Eat The Rich and Ace Of Spades. Motorhead rocks!

Q: Is it true that you have a very small penis?
A: Fuck you!

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